Ok, so I did say I was going to do some wacky things. I handed out a few resumes already but it seems like I cannot talk directly with anyone in charge. It’s really hard to be memorable and not just be a name on a piece of paper.

So I think my new strategy is to make my future employers laugh. I will attach a meaningful gift to my resume, like a coffee, a dollar store toy, something that means something, and has something to do with my resume and make it interesting.

I’m thinking I will show them how I can sell a drink and have it end up being just an empty cup with one of those heated pads you keep in your pockets when skiing.

I think I’m going to have to go to bed early to get this done!