First rule of unemployment.

You don’t talk about unemployment.

Pursue the things that make you happy with childish enthusiasm.

Surround yourself with supporters and those who offer constructive criticism and points of view that you respect.

Shmexercise.

Forget about the coffee. (good riddance!)

Ask the people whose job you want questions. Lots of questions.

Write. Explore. Write some more. Explore more.

Tackle house projects.

Enjoy the holidays.

Honesty is the best policy with why you’re being so cheap and stingy lately.

Claim that the sudden increase of internet activity is unexplainable.

Control your sudden increase of internet activity.

Realize that corporate America harbors environmental and psychological conditions that does make you fat. (put down that second bagel and 3rd cup of coffee. You are so busted!)

Lose that first desk job 15. Which seems more like 20..

Smile.

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