And apparently worst cast scenario might just be…

Monologue | Aired Friday night on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” on NBC: The unemployment rate went above 10% for the first time since 1983. Last week, economists were saying that the recession is finally over, but this week, all of the economists were laid off. So, it is tough.

Monologue | Aired Friday night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC: I just want to mention, if anyone is here tonight for a flu shot, we ran out, so — I accidentally drank them, so sorry.

You know, they say one of the best ways to avoid the flu, swine or otherwise, is to stay away from large groups of people. So, we’re screwed, I guess.

The Labor Department today announced that unemployment has reached a 26-year high. Economists blame most of it on Jon and Kate and the plus eight losing their TV show. That’s ten jobs right there.

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