The 405 Club

According to the USA Today, an increase in unemployment has prompted an increase in pregnancies nationwide. Apparently, women seem to want a lot more sex these days. These women do not live in my complex.

-Todd Justice (C)

Four Fidelity Investments employees were fired for participating in Fantasy Football Leagues.  The newly unemployed investors were confused, saying it was their jobs to make good trades.

-Erik Lundy (C)

A lot of people have several different reasons for abstaining from sex.  Some want to wait until marriage, others wait until they have a special connection with their partner of choice.

Me… i’m just waiting for somebody who is willing to sleep with a 300 pound unemployeed man on his mom’s living room couch.

-Kevin Jones (C)

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Mint Explains Why The Real Unemployment Rate Is 17.2 Percent

To explain all of this (and I guess to remind people why it’s important to budget in these trying times), the folks at Mint prepared the video below. Despite its attempt to be lighthearted, it’s probably the most depressing cartoon you’ll see all month.

-Reblogged via fellow tumblrer michael j jacobson

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