In advance of our annual awkward Thanksgiving conversation, thought I’d let you know up front that yes, I’m still single, and no, I still havent gotten a real job
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According to the USA Today, an increase in unemployment has prompted an increase in pregnancies nationwide. Apparently, women seem to want a lot more sex these days. These women do not live in my complex.
Four Fidelity Investments employees were fired for participating in Fantasy Football Leagues. The newly unemployed investors were confused, saying it was their jobs to make good trades.
A lot of people have several different reasons for abstaining from sex. Some want to wait until marriage, others wait until they have a special connection with their partner of choice.
Me… i’m just waiting for somebody who is willing to sleep with a 300 pound unemployeed man on his mom’s living room couch.
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